What are the odds?

What are the odds that while standing next to the kitchen table, peeling bananas for the kids, Lillie would drop a small piece of bologna while chewing and it would go straight in between my big toe and second toe? Not big....but it happened. It was too big to get ejected without help, too small to fall straight through to the ground. Why am I even remembering it? Who knows. Maybe it's my lucky day and I should be off buying lottery tickets! I hope it's a lucky day for Zac and Lillie....they are off to the dentist soon and need some NO SUGAR BUGS vibes for them.