Only me!

Only could this happen to me...or only WOULD this happen to me. I am vacuuming...with a hurt back. I couldn't take it any longer upstairs so I picked up all that I wanted to and dragged my demon vacuum out of the downstairs closet and somehow we made it up the stairs. I get our room done and rounded the top of the stairs to do Lillie's room and hear this loud thumping sound. It wasn't the vacuum....but what the cord of the vacuum had hit. Terry had gotten a late night urge for popcorn last night and brought up our big Cars tin with 3 popcorns in it....you see where this is headed? I put that tin at the top of the stairs to take down on my next descent (cause everyone knows MEN can't put things away), but alas, it landed at the bottom of the stairs after a nudge from the vacuum cord. It burst open at the third stair near the bottom and spilled all over my newly vacuumed great room and into the kitchen. And that's what I get for trying to clean! HMMMPFFFF!