Life in Goshen

This is brief. We are again having problems with the kids in the 'hood. They won't stay out of our yard and won't stay off of the elctrical boxes that Duke Energy, Cincinnati Bell and Time Warner have put up so lovingly in our front yard. Our solution? Well, it was between getting a beebee gun for Mothers' Day OR rubbing nursery scented Vaseline on the electrical boxes and taping up a sign saying "Keep Off." We went with the latter....just in case this ever goes to court! Are we "hillbilly" or what?