What I learned today

Today was an unusual day. All the drivers showed up and I wasn't needed! Hmpf! This afternoon I sat around shooting the shit with my boss outside, relaxing in the sunshine, gettin' paid, drinking a pop. Wanna hear what I learned? I learned about bike-wineing (sp?). My boss (who is in her early 50s) decided to ride her bike 11 miles to Morrow on a bike trail (you go girl....I don't go more than .11 miles in anything but a car!) and hit the winery for a few tastings and some lunch. After tasting many wines she asked for a menu, only to be told that they don't serve lunch! HAHAHAHAHA! They offered her some cheese and crackers to help soak up the wine, but alas, she had drank too much on an empty stomach and had to bike her way back to Loveland. On her way home (with 4 bottles of wine in her backpack) she called her daughters and left them a message about what had happened, only she kept going off the trail and talking to herself to get back on--this was all on their voicemail. Then she made up the term "bike-wineing"----and told her girls to never try it! And that's what I learned at work today. The end!