Random thoughts.....

This past week has been BUSY!!!! I'm not sure where the week went, but it's gone. In between it all though, there has been some things--I can't describe them, just things, such as:
1. Lillie walking into the kitchen one morning with my recorder from 4th grade while it was sticking out from her pants....telling me "SHE has a penis too....just like Zac"--this before breakfast, people!
2. Zac telling me he was too shy to sing happy birthday to me. That, and he had sang it enough in the last week (at one friend's party) and was tired of it. Gee, thanks!
3. My birthday dinner consisted of taquitos, cheese sticks, toast and chicken nuggets. Wanna know why? I got a brand new halogen toaster oven, and I cooked everything frozen that I could find in my freezer (it was the day before my every other week grocery shopping extravaganza!)
4. Zac's baseball coach...if I haven't told you about him, that's cause I don't like him. He's an arrogant SOB and was never on time, if he even SHOWED, to the practices and games. He shows up at the picnic today and assumes we all want our kids on his team next year. Thank GOD we were at a state park where wine was not allowed....I would have been loosened up enough to tell him what everyone thought of him. Dummy!
5. Zac told his ENTIRE team and everyone within earshot today at the baseball picnic that his Grandpa has FAKE teeth! Must have been on the subject of loose teeth and converted it to "Zac's lesson in tooth care...don't take care of 'em, you loose 'em"!
6. Lillie refuses to wear clothes around the house...only panties! All the time....everyday!
7. Our hillbilly neighbors DROVE about 10 houses down the street to a party....why? To drop off the case of BUD they were bringing. They actually started a car, drove about 1/10 of a mile (if that) down the street to deliver their BEER!! Ummmm, WOW!
8. Wine goes REALLY fast when you have a "bottomless" glass.
9. This older guy at McDonalds, with his grandkids, burped SO LOUD and did NOT say excuse me....RUDENESS! I was afraid to breathe for like 5 minutes...I didn't want to smell his snack wrap aftermath! Geez!
10. The little girl across the street who is totally OBSESSED with other people's cars! Whenever anyone pulls up in their driveway and Trinity sees it, she's over there like a flash, inspecting the interior, asking questions about where the driver has been, asking to get in, getting in before getting a response, even messing with the handles that make the seats fold down. She threw one lady in the neighborhood falling into her backseat the other day...all from pulling the handle! She's 3 people...future CEO of a car manufacturer!

Well, I'm off to watch some movie with the kiddos!